We have Collection of top best Hockey Pick Up Lines which you can use on Sports lovers and fans. These funny and cute lines will help you to impress anyone who loves to watch and play hockey. You can use these lines at the hockey playground or while watching the hockey match.
If you meet the girl who loves the hockey game and you wanna impress her. Then you can use these lines on her by comparing the hockey games and players.
Pick Up Lines for Hockey Fans
Here are the best pick up lines for hockey fans which the players can use for their fans. Fans can also use these lines on the players if they meet.
C’mon baby, the iceman cometh… but never too soon.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Do you play hockey? ‘Cause I wouldn’t mind poke-checking you.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
Want to learn how to play hockey? How about we watch videos of the game in my room, girl?
Hi my name’s Stanley, wanna see my cup?
You must be into hockey because I can see your stick just out of that pants of yours standing.
You must be the oppositions net because I can’t wait to be inside you.
You sweep me off my feet!
Do you think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
Hi, I’m Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
Hi, my name’s Stanley… wanna see my cup?
I have got this curved stick that I think will fit right inside your crease, baby, it just might.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
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Yes, you got the rumors right, I only take this mask of mine for one thing: a pussy, baby.
There is this box in hockey where they put bad players in, should we let them watch a show?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
You can be the manager of all of my equipment, if you know where to put them rightly, now.
We can just drop all out gloves here right now and just have a good try on what we can do.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You may not play the game too well but I promise I will let you score on me, come join me.
If you were a puck, I swear I would never ever shoot you because I would miss you always.
Life is better when we stick together.
The ref gave me deductions for hooking but babe, you are the one I am hooked about.
Well if I can’t score, can I get an assist?
I can assure you I have a lot of stamina because I am indeed a hockey player, wanna test it?
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
I can promise you I am built for a game and I can go on as many times as you want me to.
I only drool when I’m standing upright.
You, miss, just sweep me off my feet every time, come and I will try sweeping yours off too.
I have a stick that curves when you suck on it, should you want to try it out, just tell me now.
We’re gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Gretzky isn’t the only great one.
Can I slip one past your trendy?
If you play ice hockey, I can teach you a few new tricks in order to warm yourself up, baby.
I have great stamina so you can try to see if that holds true to me as well, come check it out.
Despite the fact that I am the better skater, I would still recruit you for my tonsil hockey team.
I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.
Hockey is wonderful, especially when you are holding up a stick then, want to hold on mine?
What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
I bet I can do a good hip check on you if you would let me, should I do that starting now?
I was called a dirty player once before but you have to see how dirty we can be this night.
You must be my opponent’s net and I the puck because I keep wanting to get inside of you.
I am better than a one-timer, baby, I can go on for as many rounds as you want, let’s see?
If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I am more than ready to hit you tonight, from your behind, so I’m okay with misconduct.
Let me show you that I’m good for more than just a one-timer
Would you like a PUCK?
Hey girl, want to be the manager of all my equipment including the one inside my pants?
I’ve got a curved stick.
I am more than willing to get misconduct in this hockey game so I can hit up with you now.
If I can’t score, can I at least get an assist?
If I said I’d like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Look, my teeth spell out “I love you” in block letters!
My other stick curves to the right
You can play hockey all you want but if you want to get better, I can give you some good tips.
I want to get some slapshots on that fine ass you have there, you might want to let me do so.
I want to wear that legs of yours on my face like a mask so I don’t get that cold, can I try?
I take you to eat
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I have a lot of hidden hockey tricks I have yet to share, come to my bedroom and I’ll teach.
Nice Skates… wanna puck?
I got scolded by the referee today for hooking but I told him it wasn’t my fault I’m hooked.
Nice Skates…Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I… Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
I think you just tripped me, ’cause I just fell for you.
You seem to have a bag for my stick, can we check to see if it really fits or if it is too big?
I’d love to serve a 5-minute penalty in your box.
Baby, you have such a nice pair of skates, I want to take them off of you right this moment.
I’m good on the ice, but I’m GREAT in bed!
I’ve been called a dirty player but let’s just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I can give you a new definition for the word roughing on my bed tonight, come check it out.
You ever think about crossing the blue line together with me now, I bet we can do just that.
Do you have less teeth because of the game? It’s alright, it gives more room for tongue action.
They say hockey is a fun game to play I bet you can play with me too I’ll be a nice boy for you.
Wanna ride my Zam-boner?
I am used to scoring but I can hold back a bit for you if you want me too, just let me know.
You should really date me now, I am a player and I find an opening and just get the puck in.
Wanna see my “hat-trick?”
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
I know just when to play it really rough, so you should really try about getting into it with me.
Life will be so much better if you just stick with me, you and I will stick it together, honey.
The grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
I know you are a hockey goalie but that only means I should try-scoring with you this night.
I think we should try to shock and see if we have some chemistry between us, you and I, babe.
I can warm you up really good if that is what you want me to, come and join me in the bed.
They say we get distracted easily and no tact to our name, hey baby, want to screw tonight?
I really wouldn’t mind poke-checking on you right away as soon as your done dressing down.
In case you haven’t noticed, girl, I am so hooked on you, I want to let you know about that.
The ref better gives me 2 for hooking cuz baby I’m hooked on you.
I can show you why hockey is fun if you decide to spend the night with me on my bed, babe.
Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.
You wanna be my equipment manager?
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