If you are searching for Offensive and Mean Pick up Lines to insult someone then don’t go anywhere. Here is the best collection of offensive lines to satisfy you.
Did someone speaks badly with you or made you felt disturbed? and now you are thinking to throw some of the most offensive and mean Pick Up Lines lines on his/her face for insulting?
Don’t know why you are finding these lines but we will not recommend you use these offensive lines. But for you, we are providing these lines.
And always keep in mind that there is a perfect time to say these insulting lines. Don’t use them any time instead find an ann a good time to insult and use these insulting pick up lines very cleverly.
100+ Mean and Insulting Pick Up Lines
Here are the best Mean and Insulting Pick Up Lines which you can use while taking revenge from the person whom you don’t like. So read these lines, you will get the real offensive and insulting pickup lines that will burn the other person. LOL! 😛
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I dreamt about you. You died.
For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.
You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?
Hey, you dropped something. My standards.
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? I bet I can make yours last longer than that.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Are you pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.
They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dancing so I can talk to your friend?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren’t conventionally attractive.
I would ask you if you are tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don’t do any running.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Are you a mosquito? Because you’re so annoying!
Much as I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I’d drink your bathwater.
You’re the thot that counts!
You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.
Are you a tax collector? Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!
Honestly, I’m into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You remind me of my brother/sister.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are you a snack? Because everyone eats you for fun.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.
This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.
Insulting Pick Up Lines
You can use Insulting Pick up Lines to insult anyone or you can use these insulting pickup lines to tease your friends too. As everyone knows that everything is fair in friendship and war. So you can use the most insulting lines in friendship and war.
When your friend is not doing the same you want him/her to do that or meets after a long time, throw an insulting line on his/her face. It is a good thing in a friendship that other people will not mind. These lines will play the role of funny jokes.
But most seriously, use these lines only in front of those who really deserve these insulting pick up lines. Say to those who have insulted you previously in a public or somewhere else. And if you don’t know what to say to tease them, so don’t worry, we are here, providing you the best insulting pick up lines that will act as fire. But be ready for their next reaction.
How are you not cold? You’ve been naked in my mind this whole time.
I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.
You may not be Jesus, but I’d still nail the heck out of you.
Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It must have, considering that you clearly landed on your face.
Are you a tumor? Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.
You’re as rude as a trespasser! You didn’t even ask permission when entered my heart and thoughts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
Are you constipated? Because you are so full of sh*t!
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Are you a piece of trash? Because as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.
You may not be good-looking, but I still like you.
You’re so fine that I wouldn’t care if you were dead or alive!
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] It’s okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Did you fall from Heaven? Because your face is messed up.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Let’s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I’ll tell you a lie.
Do you like sausages? Because you’re the worst!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Are you garbage? Because I want to take you out.
Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
You look like a hobo. You can live in my heart if you want.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.
I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!
Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.
I hope your knees aren’t dirty because I just cleaned my floor.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.
Damn! You’re almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You’re kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I’m into those things.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you as good as everyone says you are? I’m just curious.
Are you a shrimp? Because I don’t need your head. All I want is your body.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Come with me if you want to live!
Offensive Pick Up Lines
If you want to make someone feel offensive or unpleasant, here is the collection of terrible Offensive Pick Up Lines you are looking for. Only use these lines when you want to hire someone or want to take revenge from someone who did wrong with you.
And always keep in mind the bad response of others which can be a slap on your face etc in response to these offensive and terrible lines.
So use these lines carefully. Don’t hurt someone but if this is necessary we are helping you by providing one of the most terrible, disturbing and offensive lines that you can use to tease anyone.
If you were a comatose patient, I’d pull the plug.
I put the std in stud and all I need is u.
Sit on my face, and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as you.
Do you work in a Subway? Because you’re giving me a foot long.
To be honest, you reek! Do you want to shower together?
Didn’t I just see you on the “Most Wanted” list?
Do you know the difference between a boner and a cheeseburger? You’re not giving me a cheeseburger right now.
You’re like a low-life bandit. I’ll give you everything so please don’t hurt me.
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
Are you water? Because you don’t taste like anything.
I once asked my male co-worker when he got off, and he said, ‘about a minute after you do’.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you go on a date with me.
If your left leg was Xmas and your right one new year, could I visit you between the holidays?
The word for the night is legs, let’s go back to my room and spread the word.
If I was a fly, I’d be all over you. Why? Because you’re sh*t!
Excuse me I lost my virginity can I have yours?
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.
Is yo momma a drug dealer? Cuz you DOPE!
Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally ugly?
You remind me of my big toe… because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
Are you Ebola? Because you melt my insides.
You’re like the neighbors’ WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m using my hand and thinking of you.
How are you still so fat when you’ve been running in my mind for so long?
Are you the square root of -1? Because you’re imaginary.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I’d pee on you.
Do you like seafood? Because I’ve got plenty of crabs.
Whenever I see kites flying in the sky, I think of you. Just like them, you’re only beautiful at a distance.
I like my partners like how I like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you a durian? Because you’re a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours? Are you feeling down? Because I can feel you up.
You must be really sweet, seeing how all of your teeth are rotten.
I put the “std” in “stud.” The only thing I need now is “u.”
I wish I was menstruation, so I could visit you once every month.
I can’t help but gravitate towards you. It must be your incredible mass that’s creating the gravitational pull.
I like you like my coffee. Bitter!
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you cancer? Because you’re starting to grow on me.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Hold still, there’s a mosquito on your ass.
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